A woman confronts her lazy husband with a long list of things he’s promised to do around the house. When he doesn’t budge, she decides to do them herself.
Ah, Mawwage. Mawwaiage… that bwessed awwangement. That dweam within a dweam. Twue wove… (Reviewers note: if this reference has you scratching your head, then shame on you. Go rent The Princess Bride right now.)
But seriously. Marriage; what a sacred institution. That blissful experience of merging lives with another soul so utterly that you complete each others’ sentences – and totally lose any hesitation to make rude bodily noises in your beloved’s presence. ‘Course, it takes a few years to get to that stage… at least for most couples.
Unfortunately for Mindy – the protagonist of “Honey Do” – her marriage with Frank has gone beyond even that. Frank’s retired, and Mindy’s put on a few pounds. These days, Frank’s lost all interest – spending day after day in his basement man-cave, watching Nascar and snoring on the couch. Despite Frank’s promises to fix up the house, things have really gone to pot upstairs. The car’s not working – and Frank’s looted the living room furniture for his “office.” Mindy’s at her wit’s end. Scrounging up a few pennies, she heads to her local hardware store – determined to find the tools and know-how to do it herself. But when she ventures between the shelves… will she find something she needs even more desperately?
A good-natured riff on marriage gone wrong, Honey Do is part Edgar Allan Poe, with a touch of Christopher Guest. It’s a well-written and fun combination – perfect for any director of comedy.
About the writer: An award winning writer AND photographer, Marnie Mitchell Lister’s website is available at http://brainfluffs.com/. Marnie’s had 5 shorts produced (so far) and placed Semi-final with her features in Bluecat.
Budget: Very basic. One house. One Home Depot-esque location. Three characters.
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